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Sweet insult!!

Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.

Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?

Ladka : ji bhabhij

What is secret of succes?

“by Right Decisions”

How do you make right decisions?

“by Experience”

How do you get experience?

“by Wrong Decision”

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?

Rikshawala: 50

Sardar: 20 lelo

Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?

Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.

Policeman gives hand to stop.

Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!

Sardar: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay?

2nd Sardar: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay!

School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:

Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?

aur jawab aayi:. 

Kami- na

Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. .

Tu Na.

Is Msg Ko Delete Kar De

is Me Kuch Nahi Hai

What is secret of succes?

“by Right Decisions”

How do you make right decisions?

“by Experience”

How do you get experience?

“by Wrong Decision”

Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya

Ek Raat,

ek Chor,

ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?

Sardar: Ullu k patthe,

pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

Sardar Dukhi Tha

Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,

Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai

Kya apne kaha 6?

Galat jawab

1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he

Bade aye!

Cricket k shokeeeen!

Sardar: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 3 years !

Friend: Then what happenned ?

Sardar: She Married the ‘Postman’

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.

A customer girl asked:

Underwear dikhana plz.

Sardar thora sharmakar:

G aaj nahi pehni.

Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?

Banta: Nahi..!

Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..

Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..

Phir usay class mein ura..

Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..

BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . .

Pata nhi kyu

log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h

bilkul aapki tarah.

MY CRAZY FANS

Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya? funny sms in hindi

Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,

Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,

Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu. //(News/Politics Clean sms)

Full form of study - S-T-U-D-Y = [S]inging, [T]weeting, [U]nlimited Texting, [D]reaming, [Y]awning.

HAMARE YAHA

Naya

Purana

Acha

Kharab

aza

Basi

Tuta futa

SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h

KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE

Note:

Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,

Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,

Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,

Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate hai 

"If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI.

..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)

YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..

Awesome answer given by a gf when her bf askd her for a kiss.

karlo

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.

Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb

Nurse : Married?

Patient : No, car accident 

Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity.

Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai.

PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..

Scroll down if u love me,

I just knew it.

Bloody Lesbian!!

Love you too. 

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?

Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai,

Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua, 

to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:

kitna pyara bacha hai ?

sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola

Aur hai b Bilkul taaza

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