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Wednesday, 27 November 2013

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Adult Sms In Hindi Defination

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Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.

Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi

Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…!!!!

in Adult SMS

Baap ka Ghar

Husbnd in susral

teling 2 wife:

ao sex karen

wife: Nahi ye mery

baap ka ghar hy

sharm ati hy mujy,

Husbnd:mery baap

ka ghar koi chakla hai

jo roz tyar hoti

ho..

in Adult SMS

Bandooq

Doctor to Old Man!

Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi..

Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.’!

Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki,

in Adult SMS

Calcium

Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy?

Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.

Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

in Adult SMS

More Details

Khubsoorat Larki Doctor se:

Doctor,

main jub cigrette peeti hun to ajeeb becheni si hoti hai, mein pehla kash leti hun to apne shoes utar deti hun, dosre kash mein socks, teesray kash mein shirt utar deti hon or chotay mein.

Doctor: Ye lo G0LD LEAF or tafseel say batao.

in Adult SMS

December 22

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?

Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC

Boy: Koi Khas Wja?

Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai..

in Adult SMS

Chabi Wala Teeka

Aorat Lady Doctor se Doctor sahaba muje chabi wala teeka laga dain. Lady Dr: ap k kitne bachay hn. Aorat: MASHALAH mere 11 bachay hn. Lady Dr: Phir to Talla hi lagwa lain.

in Adult SMS

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya.

Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho?

Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai k surakh kahan hy!

in Adult SMS

Clean Shave

Aik Sardar ne Sikhni Ka Rape kia, She Said ” Hunn Main Raula

Paawangi”

Sardar Says” Raula teh Hunn Main paawan ga

Utton Sikhni tay Thaloo clean Shave.

in Adult SMS

Tags: Punjabi Dirty SMS, Sardar Dirty SMS

Can I Kiss You?

Pathan sitting on the Bench with girlfriend

Pathan said: Can i kiss u?

Girl said:NO my lipstick will remove

Pathan:Can i touch ur nipple?

Girl:No,my shirt will become wet.

Pathan: can i fuck u?

Girl:No their are my menses period.

Pathan:Lalay ki jan!

ab ye mat kehna k motion b lagay howy hain.

in Adult SMS

Tags: Fucking SMS, Pathan Dirty SMS

After 5 Months

Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho..?

Boy: 4 mahine se..

Fathar: Mai kaise yaqen kr loon..?

Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.

in Adult SMS

Brazier & Underwear

BOY:

main pyar ki onchai or ishq ki gehrai ko dekhna or chuna chahta hon.

GIRL:

seedhi trha q nai kehte k undrwear or braizer utaar du !!!

in Adult SMS

Dentist Naughty Joke

Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady:

Dentist:

“Madam U r holding my balls !”

Lady:

“I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other “

in Adult SMS

Pathan & Condom

PAThAN: IMportd CoNdoM hY..

DukAndAr: SiZE bAtAo..

PAthAn: SizE to mALooM nAhi..

DukAndAr: sAmNe kAmrE mE TAbLe mE HoLE hAi, us mai LuN daAl kr SizE CHecK kAr k aAo..

PAthAn wApAs ayA to DukAndAr nE poochA kon sa size DooN..

PAthAn: CoNdoM k0 GoLi mAr0 TAbLE kitnEy ka Hy..

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