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1 Sardar road pe potty kr raha tha, police ne use pakad liya, jb police use le ja rahe the to sardar bola "Bhai sabut to Utha Lo" ?

once sardar going on a buffalow, trafic police stops & asks where is ur helmet u have 2 pay fine

Sardar:hey stupid see down its a 4 wheeler

Boy-Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara Mom-Kyun beta?

Boy-Maine madam ko murgi kaha Mom-To murgi q kaha?

Boy-Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya....

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Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,

1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana

2.Machar ki malish krna

3.Chitti ko kiss krna

4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana

5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna

Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hai

zindagi me hamesa 1 bat yad rakho. kvi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai

agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

"Paanchvi Pass" me SRK mujhse pucha, "India me aisa kaun he jo mahine 1 bar nahata hai?" khuda kasm 5 crore thukra dia magar tumhara naam nhi bataya

Machchr marne ka ek naya style.Pehle ek machchr pakdo phir use jamin pr leta do aur use gudgudi karo,jaise hi woh hasne k liye mu khole sale k mu mai all out dal do..

apni wife ko apne 100% kamai dene se 10% sukh milta hai

girl friend ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai paisa apka faisla apka

Jago grahak jago.

kal 1 sapna dekha k hum sbko god ne swarg k 1 bade se hall mai apne-2 paap likhne ko kaha tabhi peche se apki awaz ayi!!extra sheet plzz

agar raksha bandhan pe Girl ko chedne pe bhai banati hai to fir Karva Chauth pe chedne pe pati kyo nahi banati hai

jago ladko jago

1 sardar ko 1 machar preshaan kr raha tha.tang aa kr sardar bed k neche so gya tabhi wha 1 jugnu aagaya.srdar bola kamene ab torch le kr dhund raha hai..

DUNIA me kavi v ache insan ki talash me mat niklna..!!!

Q ki

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hum ghar me hi hote hai.

Mom-so ja varna Gabar aa jayega,

Boy- pehle 100 rupey do.

Mom- kyu?

Boy- varna mai papa ko bata dunga ki roj raat ko Gabar ata hai.

Suraj:India k match harne pe apne 1000-1000 Rs. duub gaye

Ram:mere 2000 Rs dub gaye

Suraj:kaise?

Ram:maine raat ko us match k recape pr bhi 1000 Rs lagaye the

Teacher:children exams r coming soon so if u

have any doubt u can ask me..!

Sardar:

In which printing press d question paper is

printed ?

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Life m chahe kitne bhi dukh mile,Gum mile,Apne ansu behjane dena,Unhe mat rokna.Bcoz ruke hue Pani mai

'MALARIA' WALE MACHAR ANDE DETE H..BE ALERT....

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Girl 2 Ramdev:Baba agar main kisi ladke ko kiss karu??

Ramdev:Narak mai jaogi.

Girl:Agar aapko kiss karu to??

Ramdev:Chalaak ladki..!Swarg jana chahti hai

Teacher:Tum kis Khandan Se Ho ?

Ladka:Janwaro ke.

Teacher:kyou?

Ladka:Papa Mujhe ullu ka Patha,

Mammi Mujhe Gadha,

Dada ji Sher ka Beta or

Dadi Bandar Kehti hai.

Mandir Me Juta Utarte waqt.

Aur Misscall Marte Waqt .

Ek Darr Rahta Hai Ki.

Koi Utha Na Le .

god saw u r parents hungry

he created pizza

he saw them thirsty

created milk

he saw them walking

created car

he saw them without any problems

he created u

ek computer field ki ladki kya gaali degi sale infinite loop

paidayshi error virus k bache 1 click marungi to dharti se delete ho

ke paatal mai instal ho jayega

Golu 2 dhobi:Ye T-Shirt Ulti kar k press kar krna.

3 din Baad

Golu:Meri T-Shirt press ho Gayi.

Dhobi:Babuji press kese karta 3 din se ulti hi nai ayi.

Sabse bada aatank

kisi ka mobile lo

aur phone book

me jakar delete

all kar do phir

mobile wale ka

chehra deko aur

thoda sa muskura do.

Bus..............

Teacher:Maine Kal Subah Ek Ladki Dekhi.

Iska Future Tense Banao.

Student:Hum kal Tak usko fassa Lenge.

Ham raat ki tanhai mai apki awaz sunte hai chand se apka jikar karte hai mat Aao hamare kawabo mai ham prait se bahut darte hai.

MASTER JI :- Agar sache Dil se GOD se prathna kijaye to woh puri hoti hai..

LADKA:- Rehne do sir, agar aisa hota to aj ap mere sir nhi SASUR hote..

zuban chup ho to ankhe bolti h, ankhe band ho to sasen bolti h, sase band ho to dhadkan bolti hai, dhadkan band ho to...DOCTOR BOLTA HAI I AM SORRY"

MURGA: I Love You.

MURGI: Ha.

MURGA: Me Teri Payar K Liye Kuch V Karsakta Hu.

MURGI: OH Realy?

MURGA: Yess

MURGI: to ANDE de ke dikha!!!!!

Teacher 2 student-past, present, future ka 1 example me deti hu or 1 tum do

Teacher-"m sundr thi,sundr hu,sundr rahungi.

Stdnt-apko veham tha,veham hai or veham rahega

Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkian Yeh Sab Tumhari Dushman Hai Beta.

Beta: Jo Mard Apne Dushmano Se Bhagta Hai Woh Buzdil Hota Hai Dady.

Professor: What Is Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?

Student: Jimbalakadi Bambalu

Profesor: What? Sorry, I Didn't Understand U?

Student: Same Here Sir!

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