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A girl checks her lover’s mobile to know under which name he has saved 

HER no: when dialed it showed. . . . TIME PASS NO.8 – calling.

Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao? 

Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO” k numbers hote hai,

Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..!

Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ?? 

Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na.

Teri dosti me hum deewane ho gae, tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gae, Pukar le 1 bar pyar se ae dost, Bandar ki awaz sune zmane ho gae.

Pappu- Yaar rReliance ke har phone ke piche 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai!

Dipu- Oye itna bhi nahi malum 

3 Gujrati Chor 

DDhiru 

MMukesh 

AAnil

Lord Shiv- kuch var mango 

Bhkt- guiter do 

Shiv- aur kuch mango 

Bkt- nai guiter 

Shiv- murkh!mere pas guiter hota to DUGDUGI kyu bajata..!

Google maybe the most powerful search engine but, it can’t search . . . . the chappals u lost at the temple

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? 

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 

1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it ” Boss ”

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empt

What is diffrence between Problem & Talent? so simple…. 

2 boys love 1girl = Problem! 

1boy love 2 girls = Talent!

Teacher- “PYAR” or “ISHQ” mein kya frk hai? 

Stud – Sir”Pyar”wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai. or “ISHQ” wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai

Which is longest toilet in d world ..!! . . . 

Ans: Indian Railway Track U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari. 

Aaisi aazadi aur kahan.

Pappu-Yaar Ye South-Indian Itne Kaale Q Hote He?!

Dipu-Q Ki Wo 24 Ghante SuN Tv Or SuRYa Tv Hi Dekhte Rhete He.

Oye Hoye Mil Gaya Balle-Balle Mil Gaya, 

DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya, 

Apna Sara Kaam Chod K Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur.. 

BEWAkuf mil gaya

DAD went school to get son’s report card. BUSY MADAM:Abi nahi DAD: To phir kab aaun me? MADAM: Mere “periods” khatam hone k bad. DAD: Wowh

Mom: Kyu rote ho 

Son: Dad ne mujhe kissi nahi di 

Mom: Tumne unko Table nahi sunaya hoga 

Son: bazU wali aunty ko kaunse tables aata he

Pappu:

Cycle k break hath me lekar nach raha tha!! ! 

Max- ye kya kr raha ae pappu? 

Pappu-oye! 

BREAK DANCE kar rha hoon!

Shadi me dulhe k sath barati kyu jate hai? 

Think b4 read 

Q k log kehte h k kisi k Sukh me jao ya na, par dukh me jarur jana chahiy

Americans Invented Mobile, iPhone, Cellphone. 

Japanese Invented SIM Card. 

Indians Invented Missed Call.!

You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,

U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife,

U Can Control Ur Emotion 

But Not Ur “Loose Motion”

Shayari 4 u

Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah)

Tere pyar ka saya,(wah wah wah)

2 Minute ruk Main Susu karke aaya

Pappu, Ladki Dekhne Gaya,

Family Walo Ne Akele Bithaya Pappu: Behanji, Aap Kitne Bhai-Behan Ho!

Ladki: ehle 3 The Ab 4 HO GAYE !

Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse

Poor girl: my money Rich girl: my credit card

bt Sweet n beautiful girl: oh shit ROCKY ki photo

1 Frog asked astrologer, “plz tell my future” 

Ast: a young smart beatiful girl will touch u 

Frog: great!but when&where? Ast: in zoology lab

Pappu was taking naked bath in a jungle. 

All animals were laughing at him. 

Pappu:Why ru laughing? 

Animals:Ha Ha.. Your tail is in FRONT SIDE

Lay Dr- Tm roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte ho?

Santa- Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha-Aurato ko dekhne ka time 9-12!

Mom- Itni Raat Gaye Kaha Gaye The? 

Beta- Apni Girlfriend Se Milne. 

Mom- Kis Liye?! 

Beta- Haa Mom, Bahut KISS Liye!!

Pappu – Roz subah 50 ladkiyan mera intezar karti hain. 

Dipu- are wah, Wo kaise? 

Pappu- Mai Girls College Bus ka driver hu..

Sir to Student: “What is the full form of MATHS?” 

student thinks hard & answers, “Mentaly Affected Teachers Harming students” !

Cow: Kya me Bolu 

Ox: Sun Cow: 

Suna Ox: Chalti Kya Ghaushala 

Cow: Kya Kru?ake me Ghaushala 

Ox: Mundi Hilaeanga, Ghas Chabaenge, Ghobar Flaynge Or Kya

Wife is “Recievd call” 

Girl is “Dialed call” 

Aunty is “Missd call” 

Lover is “waiting call” 

BUT Frndship is “FEVICOL” nahi chodenge !!

Biwi (Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimag Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai! 

Husband (Pyar Se): To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kyon Rahi Ho?

Every women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life. 

RANI – Before marriage. 

LAXMI – After marriage. 

BAI – After children.

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Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari