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Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".

Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:

"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".

Govt. Office Zindabaad"..

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do

Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do

Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to

Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do

comedy sms jokes | comedy SMS in Hindi 140 Character

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,

Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,

Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,

Qki..

Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.

B positive yaar.

Bhojpuri ishq-

Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,

hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,

Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,

tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

How 2 kill a girl ?

Give her a beautiful dress.

nice jewelery.

costly cosmetics.

Then lock her in a room without a mirror.

Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden.....

Dhappa...:D

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?

Yam-Kar Lo.

OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?

Yam-Kuch nahi.

OSAMA-Q?

Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?

PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H

SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H

Fir B kuch nhi ata.

Abhi Sirf Good NIGHT kyoki Aaj maine pee li hai...

. "SPRITE"

"Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas..."

@@Gud NIGHT@@

What's D difference between stupid and idiot?

Stupid will delete this joke.

Idiot will forward this joke.

Ha ha,what will you do now?

Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse

ham a seh nahi payenge

Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki

aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..

JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the

1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya

ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.

kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya

Love is life

~= SMS OF THE DAY =~

3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai

1- Aulaad Budhape me

2- Dost Musibat me Aur

3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.

Girlfriend - Mai Apke Letters K

Stamp

Tickets Ko KISS

Krti Hu

Unhe Apke

LipS Ne Chhua

Hoga

Boyfriend -Par Mai To Unhe

Apne Kutte Ki

Naak Se Gila Kr K

Chipkata Tha

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Ghoor kya rahe ho.

SMS ka accident ho gaya hai..

Soul1: How did u die?

Soul2: Due 2 cold U?

S1: I doubted my wife with a man & searched my house,

found none, felt guilty & suicided

S2: Ha ha i was in d Fridge..

Spiritual thought for d day-.

Faithful boyfrnds will go straight to heaven..

Unfaithful boyfrnds are already enjoying...

HEAVEN on Earth.

LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits...

But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him!-

-Be Lazy,

Think Crazy

Teacher2KG Kid: Hw many mnths in a year?

Kid: 12

Teacher: Hw did u knw?

Kid: Baara mahine me bara tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re!

DHINKA CHIka Dhinka Chika

Heart touching lines.. Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much.. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!

-@-@-@-@-@-@

6 roses 4 U

1 4 health

1 4 wealth

1 4 hapines

1 4 frndshp

or baki 2

Kaan pe laga lena

Mast lagoge

@('.')@

-<( )>

._/ /_

Are wah!Kya dikhte ho

Who is the most lucky man of this week.?

Kanimozi's husband ofcourse....

Rs.214 Cr in hand and wife is in the jail

enjoy man..!!

U S A: Hamare DOG Football khelte hai?

JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance Karti hai?

CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate hai?

INDIA: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE H

Osama to Amitabh : How are you ?

Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam, Aur aap ??

Osama; Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum

GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse?

BOY- Shahjahan jaisa.

GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao.

BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.

Lalu thanking obama after his stay in america-

Thank you for ur hospitality.when you come 2 india.god promis, i wil also hospitalise

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Comedy Sms In Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Comedy Sms In Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Comedy Sms In Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Comedy Sms In Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Comedy Sms In Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari