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Jb tm angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,

jb tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,

wah wah!!!!

arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai.

wah wah wah!!!!! :)

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !

Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai

Police Station jao.

Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi

me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?........................funny sms jokes in hindi

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.

Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.

Saree mein saree Parag saree!

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,

Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,

Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,

Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tm, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tm, Dub kr jisme mr jau vo Rivr ho tm, phir bhi Mere jevn mai forever ho tm...

Majnu ko laila ka sms nhi aiya..

Majnu ne 3 Din se khana nhi khaya..

Majnu mrne wala tha laila ke pyar mai..

Aur laila bethi thi sms free hone ke intezar mai.........................funny sms jokes in hindi

Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,

Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,

Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago

1-Jiske Piche Me Hu

Q K

Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi.

2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu

Q K

Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.

7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai

1-Pyar

2-Rishta

3-School Life

4-Dosti

5-Paise

6-Sms Pakage

7. Toilet Mai Pani.........................funny sms jokes in hindi

China cricket kyu nhi khelta??

Kyu k

Technical problem hai

Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai

jo out ho jaye

woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.

Phulo ko phul pasnd hai

Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai

Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai

kisi ki pasnd se hme kya

hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai

wah wah....................................funny sms hindi shayari

Agr Mobile India Mai Bana Hota To Us Mai Ye Templates Hote: 1.Kutey Call Kr

2.Cigrete Lete Hue Aiyo

3.Yar Kisi Lakdi Ka No. Dede

4.Recharge Karade Kamine

5.Kuttey ! Kahan Mra Pada Hai

6.Gate P Aja Jaldi

7.Yar Meri Bandi Naraz Ho Gai Hai...

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu

Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi

Na tere jane ka gum

Dusri pata lenge hum

Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM........................funny sms hindi shayari

Jb apko koi na dekh raha ho aur ap naak me ungli dal rhe ho aur 1 bahut mota lais daar naak ki cream apki ungli pr lg jaye to ap kaha malna pasand krnge?

A: Bed ke kone pr

B: sofa pr

C: Kisi dewar pr

D: ya uski ball bnayenge...

Reply wrna mai smjhunga ki ap use kha lete hain

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl

finally he proposed in unique way;

"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar

Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

Kabhi Socha Hai K Garam Tave Pe PopCorns Kyu Uchhalte Hai?

Nahi Pata Na

Kabhi Khud Baithna,

Pata Chal Jayega..........................140 character funny sms

Galat nazar se dekhoge to har Girl me kharabi lagegi

aur

sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Charming Girls tumhe tumhari..

bhabhi lagegi..!!.......................funny sms hindi shayari

Admi Sharab Ka Glass Samnay Rkh

K Shanti se Baitha Hua Tha..

Dost Aa K Sath Baith Gaya Usko Thapki Detay Hue Glass Utha K

1 He Ghunt Mai Pi Gaya

Aur Bola Sun Jigr Q Udas Hai?

Dost: Yar Aj To Din He Bura Hai

Subha Bv Se Jhagda Ho Gaya,

Raste Mai Gadi Kharab Ho Gai office

Late Pahucha Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Dia,

Girl Frnd Chor Kr Chali Gae,

Khudkushi K Liye Zeher rakha tha

Wo Glass Tu Pe Gaya

Apna To Din Hi kharab Hai...

Pata nhi kyu

log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h

bilkul aapki tarah.

MY CRAZY FANS.

Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya? funny sms in hindi

Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,

Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,

Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu. //(News/Politics Clean sms)

Full form of study - S-T-U-D-Y = [S]inging, [T]weeting, [U]nlimited Texting, [D]reaming, [Y]awning.

HAMARE YAHA

Naya

Purana

Acha

Kharab

Taza

Basi

Tuta futa

SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h

KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE

Note:

Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,

Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,

Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,

Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate hai

"If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI.

..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)

YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..

Awesome answer given by a gf when her bf askd her for a kiss.

karlo

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.

Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb

Nurse : Married?

Patient : No, car accident

Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity.

Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai.

PASS T TO ALL POPCORNS..

Scroll down if u love me,

I just knew it.

Bloody Lesbian!!

Love you too.

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?

Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai,

Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,

to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:

kitna pyara bacha hai ?

sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola

Aur hai b Bilkul taaza

Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta

Santa:Phir tune kya kiya

Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao

Santa:Phir

Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta

Cricket game, IPL ki wajah se bahut improve ho gayi...

Hume b apna Exam system improve karne ke liye IPL ke steps lene honge...

1-Har paper 1.5 hr ka hona chahiye...

2-Har 30 Mins k bad DISCUSSION k liye break do...

3-Ek free hit do Jisme Student Apni Marzi ka ek answer likh sake...

4-Pehle 20 mins ka power play do, jisme Examiner Hall se bahar chala jaye...

5-Har correct Ans Pe cheer gals dance kare.

Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya

Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai

Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi

Height of Innocence-

Ek Ladki ne Blue Film Last tak dekhi.

Kyuki Usko Laga ki Ladka End me Ladki se Shaadi bhi karega.!

Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?

BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.

Call Girl: Wanna have sex?

Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri

biwi ki tarah karogi toh

Call Girl: Vo kaise?

Santa: Free mein

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