Sms in hindi sad funny for friends love message with image hd love funny 140 words wallpaper shayari: Sms Hindi 140 Character Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Sms Hindi 140 Character Defination

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Teri Aawaz Aaj bhi Mere Kano Mein GunjaKarti Hai Wo Tera Ek Baar Ka Kehna Ki "Tum Sirf Mere ho"..!!

Ankhon Mein Haya Ho Toh Parda Dil Ka Hi Kafee Hai; hindi sms on love

Nahi To Naqaab Se Bhi Hote Hain, Ishaare Mohabbat Ke.

Kehte hai hatho ki lakire adhuri ho to kismat me mohabbat nahi hoti latest love sms

par sach to ye hai ki hatho me ho koi pyara hath to lakiro ki vi jrurat nhi hoti.

Main Uss Ke Kheyal Se Jaoon To Kahan Jaoon; love sms in hindi

Woh Meri Sooch Ke Har Raste Pae Nazar Aata Hai!

Mere dil ke najuk dharkano ko aapne dharkana sheeka diya ! Jav se mila hai aapka pyar, gam me bhi muskurana sheekha diya !!

waqt k sath her cheez badal jati h

har yaad per dhool chadh jati h

lekin apki tasveer dil ke us kone me rakhi h

jaha saans bhi pooch kar jati h

Khaali Sheeshe Bhi Nishaan Rakhte Hai

Toote Dil Bhi Armaan Rakhte Hai

Jo Khamoshi Se Gujar Jaaye

Wo Dariya Bhi Dil Me Toofan Rakhte Hai

Master G Bacche ka lunch KHA gye or bole- Beta ghar jakar mera naam to nhi bataoge?

Baccha masumiyat se-Master G m ammi se kahunga k meri roti

kutta kha gya !

kisiki chaht pr dilse amal krna dil n tute uska itni fikar krna ye zindgi khas h apke liye par ap jiske liye khas ho uski kadar krna.

Aaj ka happy menu

-pyar ki roti

-chahat ki sabji

-sneh ka raita

-vishvas ka salad

-Friendship ki sweet dish

Kyon? bade bade sher kehna baye haath ki ART samajhte ho...

dusron ke msg

forward karte ho aur khud ko bada SMART samajhte ho!

Real Fact

Ek Sachcha Chahne Wala ApSe Hr Tarah Ki Baate Share Karta H

Magar

Dhokha Dene Wala Sirf Apko Achi Lagne Wali Hi Baate Karta H

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SHIV aur PARVATI kabhi computer nahi sikh paaye.

Batao kyu..

Kyu...

kyuki..

GANESHJI bar-bar MOUSE lekar bhag jate the....

Apni Girl Friend ki Shadi Me Gaya To Ye Ehsas Hua,

khana Achchha Ho To Mohabbt Bhi Fiki Lagti Hai

"(',')

<) )->4 Plate

_/ / khake Maza aa Gaya

2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The

Ankho Me Ankhe Daal Ke.!

Ladki Sharma ke-Tum Itna Ghur Kyo Rahe Ho.

Ladka- Thoda Thoda Kha 'BHUKI'

140 Rs. kilo hai

Wat is D difference between-

1.Boyfrnd 2.Lover 3.Husband 4.Ex boyfrnd

Simple yaar

1.Peepaid 2.Postpaid 3.Lifetime 4.Coin box

Shayeri by a Doctor"Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain Hamari Patni waha ki Nurse hai,Kya ajeeb zulm sahna padta hai, Apni hi Biwi ko Sister khna padta Hai.....

Rahul G :- Mom aapki wajah se meri shadi nhi ho rahi,

Sonia G :- wo kaise-

Rahul:- Har taraf likha hai Sonia ji ko BAHU MAT do..

Baap-Agr Tu Fir Exam m Fail hua to Mujhe PaPa Mt Bolna

AFTER Exam

BAP-How Is Ur Result?

SON-dimag ki asi tesi mt kr BABULAL,Tune BAP Hone ka Haq kho Dia.

Chalo I LOVE U

bolo

mujhe nahi

apne jevan Saathi ko

(\./)

/.".)"^----;";_

\,,/"___( , , ) \

//\\ ' ' ' ' //\\

Kamzor Dil Wale Ye SMS Na Padhe

Zid Mat Karo

Dost Mat Padho

Maan Bhi Jao

Nahi Manoge To Lo Padh Lo

Rs.100/- Ka Recharge Kara Do

Jis din aap hme bhul jayenge

aapake Sare daant tod diye jayenge....

Ye Sahil Per Bikhrey Huye Phool;

Na Jane Aaj Phir Kiski Mohabbat Doob Gayi!

Itna Anmol Tha Ke Khareed Na Saka Koi Hamko;

Hairaan Hun Ke Tere Hathon Bika To Bika Kaise!

Umar Bhar Hum Yun Hi Galti Karte Rahe,

Dhool Chehre Pe Thi Aur Hum Aaina Saaf Karte Rahe

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".

Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:

"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".

Govt. Office Zindabaad"..

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do

Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do

Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to

Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do

comedy sms jokes | comedy SMS in Hindi 140 Character

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,

Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,

Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,

Qki..

Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.

B positive yaar.

Bhojpuri ishq-

Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,

hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,

Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,

tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

How 2 kill a girl ?

Give her a beautiful dress.

nice jewelery.

costly cosmetics.

Then lock her in a room without a mirror.

Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden....

Dhappa...:D

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?

Yam-Kar Lo.

OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?

Yam-Kuch nahi.

OSAMA-Q?

Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?

PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H

SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H

Fir B kuch nhi ata.

Abhi Sirf Good NIGHT kyoki Aaj maine pee li hai..

. "SPRITE"

"Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas..."

@@Gud NIGHT@@

What's D difference between stupid and idiot?

Stupid will delete this joke.

Idiot will forward this joke.

Ha ha,what will you do now?

Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse

ham a seh nahi payenge

Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki

aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..

JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the

1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya

ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.

kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya

Love is life

~= SMS OF THE DAY =~

3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai

1- Aulaad Budhape me

2- Dost Musibat me Aur

3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.

Girlfriend - Mai Apke Letters K

Stamp

Tickets Ko KISS

Krti Hu

Unhe Apke

LipS Ne Chhua

Hoga

Boyfriend -Par Mai To Unhe

Apne Kutte Ki

Naak Se Gila Kr K

Chipkata Tha

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