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Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

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Shadi kernay aur mobile

kharidnay k baad aik hi baat

ka afsos hota hay kaash

thori dair aur ruk jaatay

to acha model mil jata.:p

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2 Wise advices for married peoples

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Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples

Never laugh at your wife's choices...

(You are on of them...)

Never be Prouf of Your Choices...

(Your Wife is one of them...)

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Secret of successful marriage

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A successful marriage is based

On give & take:

Where husband gives money,

Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

Where wife gives advices, lectures,

Tensions & husband takes it..!!

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Before and after marriage

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Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait

she:do you want me 2 leave?

He: No! don't even think about it

She: do you love me ?

He:ofcourse! over n over!

She:have u ever cheated on me?

He:No!y r u even asking?

She:will u go on wid me on picnic?

He:every chance I get!

She:will u hit me ?

He:R u crazy?I'm not that kind of person!

She:can I trust u?

He:yes..

She: Darling!

After marriage...

Now simply read from bottom to top

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4 Stages of marriage

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4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.

Made for each other.

Mad at each other.

Mad bcoz of each other.

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Behavior before and after marriage

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If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,

half the divorces won't take place..

On the other hand,

If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,

half the marriages won't take place ;)

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A husband is someone who

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A husband is someone who,

after taking the trash out,

gives the impression

he just cleaned the whole house.

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Aertisement

Why do we all marry?

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Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not

the only element of life.

We should also know horror,

terror, suspense, irony,

stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

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