Friday, 22 November 2013

Sms Hindi Jokes Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Sms Hindi Jokes Defination

Source(google.com.pk)
Category: Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes.
Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked “Tum kaun ho?”
.Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?.
Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”..!!:D
Agar hote Vir Bhagat Singh to kehte
Category: Hindi Shayari, Hindi Sms.
Kabhi noton ke liye mare,
Kabhi voton ke liye mare,
Kabhi jat-pat ke naam par mare,
Agar hote Vir Bhagat Singh to kehte “Yaar Sukhdev,
Hum bhi kin logon ke liye mare.
Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai
Category: Funny Shayari, Hindi Shayari, Hindi Sms.
Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai.
Unka to timepass ho jata hai….
Kambhakt mitti mein hum mil jate hai.
khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai?
Category: College-School Sms, Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, Scroll Down Sms.
khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
?
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai :’D
Ek chhoti bacchi apne Papa ke saath ja rahi thi
Category: Family Sms, Hindi Sms, Story Sms.
Ek chhoti bacchi apne Papa ke saath ja rahi thi.
1 Pul par Paani bahut tezi se bah raha tha.
Papa : Beta daro mat,
Mera haath pakad lo.
Bacchi : Nahi Papa Aap Mera haath pakad lo.
Papa (Muskura kar bole) :
Dono me kya Antar hai?
Bacchi : Agar main Aapka haath pakdu aur achanak kuch ho jaaye to shayad,
Me Aapka haath chhod du.
LEKIN agar Aap Mera haath pakdenge to,
Main janti hu ke chahe kuch bhi ho jaaye.
“AAP MERA HAATH KABHI NAHI CHHODENGE”
GREAT LOVE.
“Aaj bhi Bacche haath chhod dete hai,
Maa-Baap nahi”
Luv Ur Parents..
Dedicated to our “PARENT’S”Wonderful line
Category: Hindi Sms.
Wonderful line-
Agar dost na milte
to kabhi yakeen nhai hota ki… ajanabi log bhi apno se zyada pyare ho sakte hain.
Achcha dost zindgi ko jannat bnata hai
Category: Friendship Sms, Hindi Sms.
Achcha dost zindgi ko jannat bnata hai.
Islye Meri qadar kia karo
Warna fir kehte firoge.!!
Bahti hawa sa tha wo
Yar hmara tha wo
Kaha gaya use dhundo.
Khud ko karo kanjoos itna
Category: Funny Sms, Hindi Sms.
Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..
Sir ji
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?
Behtreen insaan apni mithi jubaan se hee jana jata hai
Category: Hindi Sms, Thoughts Sms, Wise Words Sms.
Best lines
Behtreen insaan apni mithi jubaan se hee jana jata hai..
warna achhi batein to deewaro par bhi likhi hoti hai..!!
The most heart touching thought
Category: Hindi Sms, Thoughts Sms.
The most heart touching thought:
“Lash paani par kyun tairti hai”
Kyun ki dubne ke liye zindagi chahiye..!!
Category: Hindi Sms, Love Sms.
Ek tooti PREM kahani
Fark sirf itna sa hai
Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.
Phool us par bhi the,
Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,
Log yaha bhi the.
Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.
Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.
Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.
Qazi udhar bhi the,
Molvi Idar bhi the.
Wo saj k gayi,
Ise sajaya gaya.
Wo uth k gayi,
Ise uthaya gaya.
Fark sirf itna sa hai,
USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA 
Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya
Category: College-School Sms, Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, Jokes, Story Sms.
Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!! :mrgree
main karun to saala character dheelaa hai
Category: Flirt Sms, Funny Sms, Hindi Sms.
kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela hai.
chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai,
ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hao..
main karun to saala character dheelaa hai :
Ram ne Ravan ko maara
Category: Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, Politics Sms.
Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C) :D
Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?
Category: Family Sms, Hindi Sms, Story Sms.
Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?
Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.
Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?
Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga..
Maa hass padi..!!
Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!
What is the meaning of true friend?
Category: Friendship Sms, Hindi Sms.What is the meaning of true friend?
Jab ek dost apni akhiri saansein le raha ho
aur uska dost ankho mein aansu le aye aur kahe,
*Chal uth Yaar Aaj last time
Maut ki Class Bunk Krte hain*
Bura mat suno, Bura mat dekho, Bura mat bolo
Category: Funny Sms, Hindi Sms.
Bura mat suno.
Bura mat dekho.
Bura mat bolo.
I did not know ‘Bura’ was Manmohan singh’s nickname. 
Bataiye, sach baat itni chubhti kyu hai??
Category: Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, Scroll Down Sms.
Bataiye… sach baat itni chubhti kyu hai..??
Kyunki Sach baat mai point hota hai.
Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai
Category: Flirt Sms, Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, Scroll Down Sms.
Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……?.
khud kitne bade kaminey honge
par larki shareef chahiye….. :P  :D
Bachpan ki woh amiri na jane kaha kho gayi
Category: Hindi Shayari, Hindi Sms.
Bachpan ki woh amiri..
na jane kaha kho gayi,
warna kabhi baarish ke pani mein..
hamare bhi jahaaz chala karte the.

Sms Hindi Jokes Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari


Sms Hindi Jokes Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari


Sms Hindi Jokes Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari


Sms Hindi Jokes Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari


Sms Hindi Jokes Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari


Sms Hindi Jokes Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari


Sms Hindi Jokes Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari


Sms Hindi Jokes Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari


Sms Hindi Jokes Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari


Sms Hindi Jokes Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari


Sms Hindi Jokes Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

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