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Friday 29 November 2013

Santa Banta Sms In Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Santa Banta Sms In Hindi Defination

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Hindi Santa Banta SMS / Text Messages

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Santa ne kachha dho k

padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya,

Aur awaz di Bhabi ji,

Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena

mai bhi kachha utar lunga.

posted in Hindi Misleading SMS, Hindi Santa Banta SMS

Santa and his wife in office

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Santa apni biwi k office gaya

to usne dekha k uski biwi

boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna

jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Santa Banta SMS

Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?

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Santa taklu He

phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,

Why ???

Kion k

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posted in Hindi Riddle SMS, Hindi Santa Banta SMS

T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

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Santa Police se:

Kal rat chor mere ghar se

TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Santa Banta SMS

Tumhari galat fahami hai

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Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?

Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.

Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?

Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

posted in Hindi Santa Banta SMS

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao

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Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,

usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

posted in Hindi Santa Banta SMS

LIPTON di chah hai?

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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?

Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

posted in Hindi Santa Banta SMS

Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

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1 banda bhahta howa aata hay

aur Santa se kehta hai

bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main

talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,

ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

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Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey

Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?

Banta: Apple khane.

Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.

Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

posted in Hindi Santa Banta SMS

Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?

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Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,

'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'

'Haan' replies shopowner.

Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

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