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Santabanta Sms Hindi Defination

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 Santa-Banta Sms Jokes & Messages

Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha

Category: Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha

Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:

Kya bola?

To Santa rote hue bola:

Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to

Category: College-School Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..

engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi

Banta: Pir hath chod dena,

to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

Bus Accident Man Crying

Category: Funny Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Bus Accident

Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.

Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.

Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,

Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?

Category: Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?

Santa: Biwi Se

Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi

Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge

biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya

Category: Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?

Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?

Santa: 3 mahine.

Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?

Santa: 3 mahine.

Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?

Santa: 3 mahine baad.

Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?

Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!

time ka pata hi nahi laga? :D

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli

Category: Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!

Wife romantic hokar:

Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?

Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:

Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya

Category: Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.

Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?

Santa: Nahin yaar,

Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

Santa ke lips jale hue the

Category: Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa ke lips jale hue the

Banta: Kaise jale

Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.

Banta: To?

Santa: Khushi ke mare.

Train ke engine ko choom liya :*

Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui

Category: Double Meaning Sms, Funny Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa court mein judge se:

Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,

meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!

Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?

Santa: Badla.

Santa: Chaddi lelo Chaddi

Category: Funny Sms, Girls-Boys Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI..

Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi aati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte

.

Santa: OK!

POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha

Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-

Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

Santa: Dettol sabun hai?

Category: Insult Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa: Dettol sabun hai?

Dukandaar: Hai,

Santa: Accha wala?

Dukndar: Ha

Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?

Dukndr: Ha

Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.

In exam hall a girl to santa

Category: College-School Sms, Exam Sms, Funny Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

In exam hall a girl to santa:

Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:

“The”

Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya

Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya

Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya

Baahar aakar bola O banta,

abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he

Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya

Category: Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya

Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge..

Santa ne apna sir pakda.

Dr: Kya hua

Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.

Interviewer: Just imagine, you are in 8th floor

Category: Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Interviewer: Just imagine, you are in 8th floor,

It caught fire, How will you escape?

Santa: Its very simple,

I will stop my imagination..!!

Wife: I am Pregnant

Category: Double Meaning Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Wife: I am Pregnant.

Santa: Par main to england me tha

Wife: Aapki photo thi na

Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..

Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha

Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha

Khudkushi Paap hai

Zulm hai Gunah hai

Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai

khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko

Goli maarle!

Santabanta Sms Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Santabanta Sms Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Santabanta Sms Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Santabanta Sms Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Santabanta Sms Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Santabanta Sms Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Santabanta Sms Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Santabanta Sms Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Santabanta Sms Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Santabanta Sms Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

Santabanta Sms Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari