Wednesday 27 November 2013

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Adult Sms In Hindi Defination

Source(google.com.pk)
Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.
Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi
Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…!!!!
in Adult SMS
Baap ka Ghar
Husbnd in susral
teling 2 wife:
ao sex karen
wife: Nahi ye mery
baap ka ghar hy
sharm ati hy mujy,
Husbnd:mery baap
ka ghar koi chakla hai
jo roz tyar hoti
ho..
in Adult SMS
Bandooq
Doctor to Old Man!
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi..
Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.’!
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki,
in Adult SMS
Calcium
Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.
in Adult SMS
More Details
Khubsoorat Larki Doctor se:
Doctor,
main jub cigrette peeti hun to ajeeb becheni si hoti hai, mein pehla kash leti hun to apne shoes utar deti hun, dosre kash mein socks, teesray kash mein shirt utar deti hon or chotay mein.
Doctor: Ye lo G0LD LEAF or tafseel say batao.
in Adult SMS
December 22
Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai..
in Adult SMS
Chabi Wala Teeka
Aorat Lady Doctor se Doctor sahaba muje chabi wala teeka laga dain. Lady Dr: ap k kitne bachay hn. Aorat: MASHALAH mere 11 bachay hn. Lady Dr: Phir to Talla hi lagwa lain.
in Adult SMS
Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya.
Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho?
Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai k surakh kahan hy!
in Adult SMS
Clean Shave
Aik Sardar ne Sikhni Ka Rape kia, She Said ” Hunn Main Raula
Paawangi”
Sardar Says” Raula teh Hunn Main paawan ga
Utton Sikhni tay Thaloo clean Shave.
in Adult SMS
Tags: Punjabi Dirty SMS, Sardar Dirty SMS
Can I Kiss You?
Pathan sitting on the Bench with girlfriend
Pathan said: Can i kiss u?
Girl said:NO my lipstick will remove
Pathan:Can i touch ur nipple?
Girl:No,my shirt will become wet.
Pathan: can i fuck u?
Girl:No their are my menses period.
Pathan:Lalay ki jan!
ab ye mat kehna k motion b lagay howy hain.
in Adult SMS
Tags: Fucking SMS, Pathan Dirty SMS
After 5 Months
Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho..?
Boy: 4 mahine se..
Fathar: Mai kaise yaqen kr loon..?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.
in Adult SMS
Brazier & Underwear
BOY:
main pyar ki onchai or ishq ki gehrai ko dekhna or chuna chahta hon.
GIRL:
seedhi trha q nai kehte k undrwear or braizer utaar du !!!
in Adult SMS
Dentist Naughty Joke
Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady:
Dentist:
“Madam U r holding my balls !”
Lady:
“I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other “
in Adult SMS
Pathan & Condom
PAThAN: IMportd CoNdoM hY..
DukAndAr: SiZE bAtAo..
PAthAn: SizE to mALooM nAhi..
DukAndAr: sAmNe kAmrE mE TAbLe mE HoLE hAi, us mai LuN daAl kr SizE CHecK kAr k aAo..
PAthAn wApAs ayA to DukAndAr nE poochA kon sa size DooN..
PAthAn: CoNdoM k0 GoLi mAr0 TAbLE kitnEy ka Hy..

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Adult Sms In Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari


Adult Sms In Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari


Adult Sms In Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari


Adult Sms In Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari


Adult Sms In Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari


Adult Sms In Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari


Adult Sms In Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari


Adult Sms In Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari


Adult Sms In Hindi Sad Funny For Friends Love Message With Image Hd Love Funny 140 Words Wallpaper Shayari

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